December 20, 2006

GIOCONDENTAL

LHOOQ MOM, NO CAVITIES*!
Mona Lisa, Leonardo's BEST SMILE **

*(although Duchamp strongly disagreed)

**Announcing: Dan Brown's new novel:
Giocondental Protection:

  • Fights cavities with clinically proven action
  • Gentle on reader's brain
  • Freshens breath (in heavy smokers)
  • Fun filled sparkles and sparkle style flavour
  • Contains no sugar, no sex, no violence

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