1. Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, & he maded the skiez & da earths, but he did not eated it.
2. The earths wus witout shapez & wus dark & scary & stufs, & he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3. & Ceiling Cat sayz, i can has light? & light wuz.
4. & Ceiling Cat sawed teh light, to sees stufs, & speraratered the light form dark & stufs but taht wuz ok cuz cats can seez in teh dark & not tripz ovr nethin.
5. & Ceiling Cat sayed light Day & dark no Day. Teh evning & morning was teh first day.
6. & Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh ceilingz of waterz, with waterz up & waterz down. & he maded hole in teh Ceiling.
7. & Ceiling Cat doed the skiez with waterz down & waterz up, & stuff.
8. & Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so evning & morning was teh twoth day.
9. & Ceiling Cat gotted all no waterz into ur base, so no waterz wus not wetted & Ceiling Cat hadz teh dry placez cuz cats dusnt lieks to get wet,
10. & Ceiling Cat called no waterz urths and waters oshunz, so tehre.
11. & Ceiling Cat sayed, wants grass & stuff! so tehr wuz seedz & stufs, & fruitzors & vegbatels.
12. & Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish teh good stuff, so, letz tehre be weed. (and catnipz 2, so wen i makes kittehs they can getz hai.)
13. & so teh evning & the morning of the threeth day.
14. & Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the firmmint for dividing day from no day.
15. So tehre, lights everwaer, like chrissmass, wai.
Let there be LIGHT: "Teh Holiez Bibul" finally translated into into kitty pidgin (the language of lolcats).