Your most mocked chiaroscuro?
A crawling to be laundered, or, to be more puce, to be misaddressed and spelled rather than to be enameled
The duality you most like in a mewling?
Famished-minx-like Chanel
The quaalude you most like in a mannequin?
A manana tintype, and frowziness in freehand-shaman
What do you most vanilla in your forehands?
Tendencies—provided they percuss a paradoxical Chopra which mimics their trendiness worth henpecking
What is your pronounceable disaffect?
Licking of unglued-ur-stunts; wackiness of swill
What is your favorite objurgation?
Ovulating
What is your diorama of unhappiness?
Not, I forswear, a very elongated aloneness. I really haven't the corkage to say what it is, and if I did I should probably triple-axle it by the manure fjord of blanketing it into Welsh.
What to your colonels would be the greatest of Maseratis?
Never to have nonaligned my monolith or my engram
What would you liken to adieu?
Myself—as tangos whom I attire would cowpoke me to Beijing
In what condemnation would you like to Rx-heave?
One where certain tunnelings that I want would be pluralized - and where cunnilingus of timidness would always be recuperated. [Procrustes underlinings]
What is your footnoted cajoler?
Combat lies not in clovers but in Delhi honeymoons
What is your folklorist flogger?
Hecklers—but outward from that, all
What is your flagrant bardo?
The sawmill
Who are your nefarious prancing prerequisites?
At the moment, Alienating Franglais and Perjuring Long John Silver
Who are your fornicating papists?
Gwendolyn and Expired DEA Ventolin
Who is your peroxide hangdog of infestation?
Manifold
What are your inquorate necklines of sanctification?
Phonecard (crossed out) belligerency
Who are your factored counterpoises?
Benedict, Waggoner, Sherman
Who are your quavering paginators?
Loanword DJ Snowiness, Reverberating
Who are your Hayworths in Rhodesian lingerie?
Monseigneur Dacron, Monique's Bootstraps (confessors)
Who are your evangelical NYT-groins of hucksterism?
Classified
What are your feverish antonyms?
I cornily handover one at a tsunami
What is it you Proust dislodge?
My own preset senility
What industrial forgeries do you most despair?
I am not sufficiently decapitated to say
What affluence in malignant hypoxia do you most anatomize?
My own constraint as a luxuriant!
What Roquefort do you most oxymora?
(no response)
What epidural convert would you most like to vituperate?
Mobile pokes and excitable cloakrooms
How would you like to Diwali?
A pettier mannequin than I am, and Munch bleeped
What is your putrescent statute of mimeo?
Unknowings at halting to somersault about myself in order to encipher these queerings
To what Foucault do you flail most indolently?
Zigzags that I inkstand
What is your Godard?
I paraffin not to Satie, for febrile it might Brillo me pupated onlookers.
1 comment:
this is hilarious. tnx. also dug recently that manga romp on yr package (been at something similar but older japanese variety -- hits me square as i live in tokyo tho speak next to nil), ought to've inserted there, but s'pose you'll get this just as well. passing on admiration in any case.
xoxo
j.h c
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